| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
|---|---|
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. |
| Me: | What do you do when you like a boy? |
|---|---|
| Sister: | You tell him. |
| Me: | And if he doesn't like you? |
| Sister: | You kill him. |
Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.
(Source: evans-esque)
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| me: | i want a hot body |
|---|---|
| me: | does absolutely nothing to achieve this |
| Class is too quiet | |
| Stomach: | Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people. |
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
(via laugh-at-me-br0)
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if this comes true i will legit promote all my followers…Let’s hopelast time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Why not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
please, please, please.
Lets go for it! I wished like 4 times!
and why the fuck not!
if it comes true I promo all of my followers 30 times
if it comes true im following back untill june 28th
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